it's a bit disappointing when you get texts from another person..
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9/20/2009 @ 6:36 PM
just updating because it's been a while since i've posted something. just letting you guys know i'm still alive :D *wave. lmfao, there's not much to update about.. school is great, work is cool, family is never different, friends are in and out & my relationship is awesome. complications? i ignore em. i told myself i'm going to be happy, because i deserve it. i'm not striving for it anymore. because i've started to to notice. i already am. like goddamnit, michele what more do you want? you've got a roof, clothes, food, and don't even get me started on the stuff you don't really need to survive and breathe. jeez. here i am, complaining i want to be happy but i fucking should already be . : )
✎ The Army of the Turds and The Army of Darkness
9/08/2009 @ 5:29 PM
Previously on DragonPhamz... David created an Rebellion to Stop the wicked Michele Pham. In this rebellion all of Michele Pham's minoins of darkness has fallen to death itself..( DUN DUN DUN) When David faced Michele he lost to an epic retarded battle and was captured by her and sent to prison for life.... (DragonPhamz Opening theme song)
Chapter 2: The Army of the Turds and The Army of Darkness
10 years has pasted ever since David was imprisoned. Michele the goddess queen had brought back Mark and Daniel with her Necro-phamancer,and they came back as Death Knights.Together with her new minions she created the Organization called the Phamtastic and this group gather men and formed The Army Of Darkness. With this Army and her legendary katana MP, Michele had ruled the whole entire world (omG).
But meanwhile deep into Phamperal Prison, a group of ninja turdles sneaked inside the prison to resuced David. But by then David had grown a massive mustach and beard also he was developing an unibrow. So the Turdles didnt recongized David intill he gave a loud ass fart. There they knew it was David the Chosen One. Only the Chosen One's fart stinks as a dead monkey. So he escaped the prison threw dirty sewer and on his way he incounter alot of homeless ppl down there. The Turdles brought him backed to their Master Noodles. When David awoke the next morning, there was alot of noodles on him and his bed. Master Noodles said he will train David in the ways of the Dragon.
After years of being tortured and noodles been thrown at him, he has finally learn the way of the Dragon. Master Noodles told him to go seak out Grand Master Toodles in Mount. Turds. After traveling through India ( know is known as Phamdia) David finally reached the summit of the mountain. There he had found the Grand Master. After bunch of convosation about noodles, back pain, and virgins.
GMT: my young panda you must seek out the Turdmaster and the Dragon Turdles Armor found in the Tomb of King Pham located in downtown China. After you will be ready to face Michele.
David: yes Master. I will start my quest soon... right after this bathroom break.
So David gather all the Turdles and created the Army of Turds and traveled all the way to downtown China. There he met this girl named Kim the Thug. Kim was the baddest badass of all the land. She had robbed many ppl and is feared by many ppl. But her last name was Ho so David thought it would be funny to call her a Ho with an "e". In the end David got kicked in the balls again. David told Kim about Michele and she agreed to join him with his army only if she can get all the money after the battle is won. The two of them found out where this tomb is from this hooker named Sophia. They enter the tomb and it was pitch black like a black person but a little more blacker.
(creepy music playing...)
David: TURN OFF THAT MUSIC ITS NOT HELPING!!!!
FUCK YOU DAVID
Anyways after encountering lots of zombies David finally found the sword and armor. So now that he has everything he need. All is left it to assualt Phamnation one last time. So he marched his army to the city for his final battle.
The two army clash at the city and lots of soliders we're dying. This battle seem to be unwinnable for both side. So David left Kim in charged with the army and went to assault the gates alone this time. At the first gate was the Mark and Daniel the Death Knights. They we're both influence with Michele's street talking and copyed it.
David: i thought u guys we're dead. :O
Daniel: WE DONT DIE NIGGA NOW SURRENDER AND DIE
David: Don't you mean surrender OR DIE?
Mark: DONT CORRECT HIM NIGGA. HOW ABOUT I SHOVE THIS BLADE UP UR TIGHT YELLOW BELLY PIMPLY ASIAN ASS?
So once again David fought Mark and Daniel for a second time. Well mostly first time since he ran away last time
David : STFU
sorry
ANYWHO BACK TO THE BATTLE. So this battle seem really pointless like yeah im not gonna explain what happen but yeah David did some random kung fu stuff and Mark just randomly kicked him in the head. So Daniel wanted to finish him off but Mark didnt let him cuz he wanted too so they got into a fight and once again David sneaked right through them.
So at the second last gate was his old brotherhood;Derek, Richy and Kevin. He couldn't fight them so he decided to drugged them with alcohol and that really did worked. Kevin and Richy was doing some next homo stuff and Derek just left and went on the phone with Duyen.
The Last Gate was competely empty so he walked in acting cool for some dumb reason. But out of nowhere Kim attacked David and betrayed him D:. Kim told David that she was working with Michele this whole time and they wanted him dead. So Kim transformed into this Giant Duck. David got pissed at the director of the story for making her transformed into a duck. So randomly he took out his Bazooka and it was GG for Kim.
Now that was all done. All was left is Michele herself. David entered the Throne room for his last time and there she stood next to the throne. Michele didnt say anything to David cause personailty Michele never liked David LOL. SO THEY FOUGHT AGAING.=.= Michele was winning as always. INTILL DAVID threw a tiny failed smoke bomb at the ground and Michele turned away and laughed but when she turned her head back DAVID WAS GONE. David started to taunt Michele in the shadow but sooner or later Michele got REALLY ANGRY AND TURNED INTO THE PHAM-TOM AND ATTACKED DAVID. THEN A NEWS REPORT CAME IN SAYING THAT THE ARMY OF TURDS WAS DEFEATED. DAVID HAS LOST THE BATTLE AND WAR SO HE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING SMART. He leaped up went up to Michele and punched her boobs..GG Michele then felled and thought she had breast cancer and David FLED THE PALACE.
After the battle David was no where to be found. Rumor said he was dead. Michele stopped her corrupption over the world and began a peacefull life when Daniel got backed from work
THE END
✎ The Begger and The Queen
@ 3:23 PM
super bui says (3:34 AM): so once opon a time super bui says (3:34 AM): there was this princess named Michele and holy knight named Daniel they had liked each other for awhile and each day they would dine together super bui says (3:35 AM): but outside the forrbbiden palace in the Forrbbiden city was a begger named David he had a horrible life intill one day super bui says (3:36 AM): he went into some sushi store and found this legendary katana named the MP and he was really amused by this MP so he bought it for 1 dollar super bui says (3:37 AM): and one night Michele thought there was a traitor in the city so she send all the knights and killed all the villiagers super bui says (3:38 AM): David escaped and swore revenge aganist this wicked witch so he sought out help super bui says (3:39 AM): and in the forest he met his first parnter The Midget Orge Derek he too had been curse of the Michele Pham curse so they team up and travel through all this weird places super bui says (3:40 AM): intill they met two brothers The Crazy Retarts Kevin and Richy David promise them that there will be food after they defeated Michele Pham super bui says (3:41 AM): so the four of them swore a brotherhood and became blood brothers and made a rebell called the anti MP and david relize that he had a katana name MP back in his box in the city super bui says (3:42 AM): so they sneaked into the city and grab the katana soo all of them was ready to face michele Pham so they attack the palace super bui says (3:43 AM): and at Shi Shiu Gate was a Dark Knight named Mark super bui says (3:44 AM): Mark used to be a Holy Knight intill Michele Pham brainwashed him so the four brothers fought the dark knight it was a tough battle super bui says (3:45 AM): intill Richy decided thatt he will hold him off while the other three go on at the Second Gate of Xu Chang super bui says (3:46 AM): was an Assassin named Daniel the three fought there best to fight off this Assassin but this battle was lost super bui says (3:47 AM): so bravely Kevin pissed him off and ran away Daniel being taunt by him chased him down so there was two left and 1 more gate to go super bui says (3:48 AM): Hua Lao Gate was said to be the strongest gate in the world and at Hua Lao Gate was the Holy Knight Daniel himself oh em gee cowardly David fled the battle super bui says (3:49 AM): and Derek tried to hold him off lucky for Derek he was short so alot of Daniel attacks missed and the sneaky David sneaked right through Hua Lao Gate and was at the Throne room super bui says (3:50 AM): and waiting there was the legendary Michele Pham David took out his katana and tried to face off Michele but it was a lost battle super bui says (3:51 AM): then david thought of a plan and broke off michele's nail that weaken michele by abit but also made her go into rage Michele was furious and casted bunch of W.T.F. magic at david super bui says (3:52 AM): intill david threw his katana and cut off michele's hair there Michele was pissed she then turn into the Pham-ator and she used the OMFGWTF Fire Blast super bui says (3:53 AM): David was hit and on the verge of death intill he went into Super Sayian Bui Mode super bui says (3:54 AM): then he used the "super duper hyper uber bui blast of doom" he defeated michele Pham and when he went up to michele pham she kicked him in the balls and david was GG super bui says (3:55 AM): so David was sent to prison for life trying to fight the mighty Michele Pham super bui says (3:56 AM): Richy, Kevin, and Derek became Michele's bodyguard and betaryed David Daniel married Michele and became King but Michele had more power over Daniel so in the end Daniel was still whipped they lived happlly ever after for now super bui says (3:57 AM): to be contiune this was Chapter One of the MP series super bui says (3:58 AM): and the title was "The Begger and The Queen" super bui says (3:59 AM): on the next episode of DRAGONPHAMZ: super bui says (4:00 AM): David escaped from prison and learned the way of the Dragon and trained under Master Noodles super bui says (4:01 AM): he then creates another rebellion aganist Michele Pham and her army of darkness Will David win this war with Michele Pham or will he become one of Michele's Toliet Washer? FIND OUT NEXT ON DRAGONPHAMZ