Previously on DragonPhamz... David created an Rebellion to Stop the wicked Michele Pham. In this rebellion all of Michele Pham's minoins of darkness has fallen to death itself..( DUN DUN DUN) When David faced Michele he lost to an epic retarded battle and was captured by her and sent to prison for life.... (DragonPhamz Opening theme song)
Chapter 2: The Army of the Turds and The Army of Darkness
10 years has pasted ever since David was imprisoned. Michele the goddess queen had brought back Mark and Daniel with her Necro-phamancer,and they came back as Death Knights.Together with her new minions she created the Organization called the Phamtastic and this group gather men and formed The Army Of Darkness. With this Army and her legendary katana MP, Michele had ruled the whole entire world (omG).
But meanwhile deep into Phamperal Prison, a group of ninja turdles sneaked inside the prison to resuced David. But by then David had grown a massive mustach and beard also he was developing an unibrow. So the Turdles didnt recongized David intill he gave a loud ass fart. There they knew it was David the Chosen One. Only the Chosen One's fart stinks as a dead monkey. So he escaped the prison threw dirty sewer and on his way he incounter alot of homeless ppl down there. The Turdles brought him backed to their Master Noodles. When David awoke the next morning, there was alot of noodles on him and his bed. Master Noodles said he will train David in the ways of the Dragon.
After years of being tortured and noodles been thrown at him, he has finally learn the way of the Dragon. Master Noodles told him to go seak out Grand Master Toodles in Mount. Turds. After traveling through India ( know is known as Phamdia) David finally reached the summit of the mountain. There he had found the Grand Master. After bunch of convosation about noodles, back pain, and virgins.
GMT: my young panda you must seek out the Turdmaster and the Dragon Turdles Armor found in the Tomb of King Pham located in downtown China. After you will be ready to face Michele.
David: yes Master. I will start my quest soon... right after this bathroom break.
So David gather all the Turdles and created the Army of Turds and traveled all the way to downtown China. There he met this girl named Kim the Thug. Kim was the baddest badass of all the land. She had robbed many ppl and is feared by many ppl. But her last name was Ho so David thought it would be funny to call her a Ho with an "e". In the end David got kicked in the balls again. David told Kim about Michele and she agreed to join him with his army only if she can get all the money after the battle is won. The two of them found out where this tomb is from this hooker named Sophia. They enter the tomb and it was pitch black like a black person but a little more blacker.
(creepy music playing...)
David: TURN OFF THAT MUSIC ITS NOT HELPING!!!!
FUCK YOU DAVID
Anyways after encountering lots of zombies David finally found the sword and armor. So now that he has everything he need. All is left it to assualt Phamnation one last time. So he marched his army to the city for his final battle.
The two army clash at the city and lots of soliders we're dying. This battle seem to be unwinnable for both side. So David left Kim in charged with the army and went to assault the gates alone this time. At the first gate was the Mark and Daniel the Death Knights. They we're both influence with Michele's street talking and copyed it.
David: i thought u guys we're dead. :O
Daniel: WE DONT DIE NIGGA NOW SURRENDER AND DIE
David: Don't you mean surrender OR DIE?
Mark: DONT CORRECT HIM NIGGA. HOW ABOUT I SHOVE THIS BLADE UP UR TIGHT YELLOW BELLY PIMPLY ASIAN ASS?
So once again David fought Mark and Daniel for a second time. Well mostly first time since he ran away last time
David : STFU
sorry
ANYWHO BACK TO THE BATTLE. So this battle seem really pointless like yeah im not gonna explain what happen but yeah David did some random kung fu stuff and Mark just randomly kicked him in the head. So Daniel wanted to finish him off but Mark didnt let him cuz he wanted too so they got into a fight and once again David sneaked right through them.
So at the second last gate was his old brotherhood;Derek, Richy and Kevin. He couldn't fight them so he decided to drugged them with alcohol and that really did worked. Kevin and Richy was doing some next homo stuff and Derek just left and went on the phone with Duyen.
The Last Gate was competely empty so he walked in acting cool for some dumb reason. But out of nowhere Kim attacked David and betrayed him D:. Kim told David that she was working with Michele this whole time and they wanted him dead. So Kim transformed into this Giant Duck. David got pissed at the director of the story for making her transformed into a duck. So randomly he took out his Bazooka and it was GG for Kim.
Now that was all done. All was left is Michele herself. David entered the Throne room for his last time and there she stood next to the throne. Michele didnt say anything to David cause personailty Michele never liked David LOL. SO THEY FOUGHT AGAING.=.= Michele was winning as always. INTILL DAVID threw a tiny failed smoke bomb at the ground and Michele turned away and laughed but when she turned her head back DAVID WAS GONE. David started to taunt Michele in the shadow but sooner or later Michele got REALLY ANGRY AND TURNED INTO THE PHAM-TOM AND ATTACKED DAVID. THEN A NEWS REPORT CAME IN SAYING THAT THE ARMY OF TURDS WAS DEFEATED. DAVID HAS LOST THE BATTLE AND WAR SO HE DECIDED TO DO SOMETHING SMART. He leaped up went up to Michele and punched her boobs..GG Michele then felled and thought she had breast cancer and David FLED THE PALACE.
After the battle David was no where to be found. Rumor said he was dead. Michele stopped her corrupption over the world and began a peacefull life when Daniel got backed from work